I am my own 200th note lmao
let’s celebrate

posted 12 hours ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xim so lame xme
bonkalore:

jackflossed:

send this to ur crush
and to all you hot people here on tumblr: keep posting selfies

wow this is actually me

bonkalore:

jackflossed:

send this to ur crush

and to all you hot people here on tumblr: keep posting selfies

wow this is actually me

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xmy most reblogged post xmy baby has grown so much xI'm so proud xcuz this is old and kinda ugly lol xme xmy post
queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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rwby-teeth:

humanitys-cleanest-corporal:

do-not-approach-the-dog-park:

visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee

michael jones does not need coffee but he can have it anyway because this is perfect

This guy almost definitely has exams he’s supposed to be studying for

"That was my coffee….."

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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carlsc:

Jensen is having a tank-top wearing selfie-fest on twitter this weekend. He’s practically naked! Jensen arm porn.

carlsc:

Jensen is having a tank-top wearing selfie-fest on twitter this weekend. He’s practically naked! Jensen arm porn.

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xshed:

Yeah

xshed:

Yeah

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bevsi:

the ideal youtube channel

bevsi:

the ideal youtube channel

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harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

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electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

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